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just a thought

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 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
just a thought
This popped into my head yesterday, it's kinda dark but funny in a way:

Please hold me closer
Please closer yet
I'll never leave you
Don't you ever forget
My love's held for none
Not money or oath
But should you ever leave me
I'll kill us both

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 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
I'm sick of the sound of your laughter
You're the King of the Jungle
The Cock of the roost
Everyone knows what you're after
I hear you make fun of me
behind my back
Wanna know what maks me ckuckle too?
When you think I'm laughing at your hilarious joke
I'm really laughing at you


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"I don't mind humanity. It's people I hate."
 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
You call me sweetie and angel and dear
I don't think you mean it
You hate me, I fear
I heard you call her all of my old names
Sweetie and honey and brown eys and dame
You think I was the one who sarted that rumor
'Bout her having herpes and warts in her bloomers
It's kept her from getting a job since December
But I wouldn't do that
I'm an Angel, remember?

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"I don't mind humanity. It's people I hate."
 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
I'll tell you now of the perfect man
He's handsome and sweet and he's got big strong hands
He loves to cuddle and snuggle and hear all your stories
'Bout bitches at work and your redundant worries
He never thinks of any other girl
The thought of cheating on you makes him want to hurl
He can defend your honor and cook you a meal
He can do anything, 'cause of course, he's not real


Note: This makes me sound like I hate men. I don't. I love men, and all of my guy friends and male family members have quirks and 'flaws' that only make me love them more. I just thought of this poem and thought it was kinda fun for people in the mood for something like this.

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"I don't mind humanity. It's people I hate."
 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Does anyone have any comments or criticism of my poetry? Is it any good? I'm not really an artist or anything- I just wanted to try this. Am I any good? Please hold nothing back.

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"I don't mind humanity. It's people I hate."
 48yrs • F •
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Yeah, you know I can see where your sense of humour is coming from. Poetry is an ideal medium for self expression. Keep it up, its quirky.

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""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""
 33yrs • F •
figurinitout is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Thanks Sorceress! I really appreciate your kind words. Usually my posts go unanswered in forums. I know my stuff is a little one-dimensional, but it kinda relaxes me to channel the artist in me or whatever once in a while, you know?

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"I don't mind humanity. It's people I hate."
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