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I know what came first!

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296 Posts / 24M
     :   17yrs   :  
xloobyloox

I know what came first! [+ favourites]

BOTH....

why you may ask!

simple!

the chicken and the egg are both the same thing!

The egg grows up to be the chicken

The egg is just a growing chicken

SO THE CHICKEN AND THE EGG CAME FIRST BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME CREATURE!



ha ha to um...turnips!


"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

714 Posts / 38M
     :   19yrs   :  
MugenNoKarayami

clearly, you win 1 million internet dollars. lmao. niice


"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

296 Posts / 24M
     :   17yrs   :  
xloobyloox

and yet ive never seen a penny of that money v.v


"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

714 Posts / 38M
     :   19yrs   :  
MugenNoKarayami

and you never will!!! muwahaha~! <3


"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

697 Posts / 21M
     :   35yrs   :  
Sorceress

That's brilliant, my ten year old daughter just said the exact same thing to me yesterday, how bizzarre!


""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""

166 Posts / 29M
     :   26yrs   :  
CodeWarrior

Sad to say you are quite wrong. Have you ever eaten an egg? was their a chicken in it? An unfertilized egg is no more a chicken than the gamete you flush out of your system each month is a human. If the question was, 'which came first, the chicken or the fertilized chicken egg.' then you'd be right. Except if the first chicken didn't come from an egg then the chicken could precede the fertilized chicken egg as fertilized chicken eggs are a subset of chickens but not all chickens are eggs. Also not only that but the question doesn't even specify the species of the egg. What if lizard eggs precede all chickens? then surly the egg precedes the chicken.

logic 101.


714 Posts / 38M
     :   19yrs   :  
MugenNoKarayami

I think she was trying to explain how that if a chicken layed an egg it could then be seen as both came first since the chicken and the egg are really one in the same.

And it's already implied that the egg came from the chicken because it was said second. now if it said " what came first, the egg or the chicken?" then I Can understand what you're saying.


"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

296 Posts / 24M
     :   17yrs   :  
xloobyloox

Ty


"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

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