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Men Strike Back

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 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Men Strike Back
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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 32yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
ahh these are so funny. where did you get them? did you come up with these? send me some!

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that TheRichMan is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None! Let her cook in the dark remember this is all fun and games lol i had objects thrown at me last time i said this publicly

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