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It's called penis envy: When you're insecure about the size of your dick, you need to buy a car that is faster than the next guy. It's like, if your car is faster, it's an extension of the prowess of your penis. Seriously. It's amazing how much men will sacrifice in terms of financial freedom to compensate for a small wang (or perceived small wang)
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
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