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The Simile Game - Page 4

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 30yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
a taxi's like a hooker, u get picked up, u get off whenever u want, but u still have to pay.

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"free country my ass."
 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
A hooker is like the most popular songs out there.

I never want my hands on either of them.

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"You are what you say you are."
 30yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
the most popular songs out there are like nails on a chalkboard they both make me want to go deaf.

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"free country my ass."
 30yrs • M •
Jack22 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Nails on a chalk board are like my Zyphon's mom trying to sing, they're both screachy and make you want to SCREAM!!!!!

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"The only bigger fool than the man who thinks he knows everything is the man who argues with him"
 30yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Zyphon's mom is like the meaning of life, i have no idea what the fuck it is.

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"free country my ass."
 32yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
The meaning of life is like a mosquito bite. You scratch and scratch, yet it still itches.

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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
a mesquito bit is some what like a spider bite. they both can be mistaken for a pimple.

no matter how embarrasing it may be alot of people have done that. including jack22

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 26yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Is there a bit of a war going on here?

A spider bite is like falling on something sharp. I almost got both in the eye (seperate incidents).

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"You are what you say you are."
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
falling on something sharp is like smashing your thumb with a hammer. you jump and then cuss. (or yell)

i do that way to often.

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 32yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Smashing your thumb with a hammer is like having children. You don't aim for it, but it happens.

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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
 28yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
having children is like a nightmare you wish it was over and you would wake up and everything would be back to normal. (With no kids)

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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
 26yrs • F •
chrissylette is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Love is like a fire. When you have it lit up it warms you and it mesmerizes you. If you all of a sudden stick your hand in it burns. But when it goes out you are left in the dark, you are cold, and you miss it.

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"Life is all about moments, so make the best of each one."
 29yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that CrypticTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Fire is like water both useful and crucial to life, but has the power to cause great destruction.

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""Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth" -oscar wilde"
 32yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Ah! Chrissylette broke the chain! You were supposed to make a simile about nightmares. Must go back to the chain...

Nightmares are like tabloids- lots of bad stuff you won't remember by next week.

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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
 24yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that xdanishx is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
life is like a hooker: sometimes it blows

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