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I think we should kill you off Decius. You (like the orcas) seem to be vicously killing some of the whole-hearted, innocent posts who did nothing wrong except exist. Not mine of course, to your orca my post was something like a dolphin, possibly the most intelligent creature in the ocean and neighborhood friend among the other sea creatures. But don't get me mad, us dolphins have been known to swim in at high speeds and peck their enemies to death. You've been warned.
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I say this with absolutely no malice, but simply a deep respect for accuracy... don't associate yourself to dolphins. Dolphins are great. I've been thinking about Orcas a lot lately to be honest. I think I might retract my originally strong stance. See, Orcas have a unique commonality to humans: They are most intelligent species on earth that has existed at the top of its food chain for thousands of years, other than humans. Therefore, along with the shithead behaviour lots of them have, a lot of odd Orca behaviour is seen (and in the same proportions that you see odd human behaviour). By odd, of course, I mean humanitarian (or orcatarian). Orcas have been known to actually move stranded baby seals from the location of being stranded and deposited unto the beach back to their parents. They have also been known to follow boats and interact playfully with dogs. Almost exclusively, the seemingly nice Orcas are ones that have been separated from their pod. So therein lies another commonality with us humans: We tend to act like raging shitheads when part of a populace, but when segregated and alone, we actually begin to think and act a little more uniquely (which may or may not result in humanitarian ideas).
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Mmmm, well at the risk of dredging up some more ire… I think such interesting things have risen out of this thread. Attolia: you are so intelligent and I adore the things you say, are you REALLY only 19 years old?!? Please don't shrink when I say I adore you, and even your wonderful quotes that feature across the top of the page! Young heroine that you are with such wisdom, I would love to be like you… Decius: this is bound to annoy you, but I don't care. I exactly identify with your outrage against the Orcas! And I love the way you reveal your vulnerability in this, all the while maintaining an air of regal superiority! Its being absurd, but I love you for it. Orcas should not toy with baby seals! or act like raging shitheads… And yes, I have also seen this quality in Lions: big decadent slobs, that will take down a newborn Zebra foal just for the sake of toying with vulnerable life. Why not be gentle? I don't admire cruel. It's the biggest personal reason I have for not believing in ‘God'. Gentleness and humility combined with strength is such a beautiful thing! Why must arrogant cruelty first exist in order for gentleness and humility to transpire? I don't care - I still hate the Orcas for being able to represent this representation of themselves by us… Love and hate, and hate and love… Its being totally absurd, but its so human and I love it!
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i find it funny to see you talking about reasons hating orcas while you even don't know a shit. 1st orcas don't throw seals around they do same thing that sealions do with seals: they tear its skin off so it'll be easier to eat it. 2ndly ive seen some people saying that ocras kill for fun and sport: no, orcas have to eat 4 seal pup's a day even to survive and when we humas can eat until were full why can't they and the thing you call toying is teaching their young. 3rdly stupid they can't drown a whale, as i said before they need to eat too so they ram the whale until its young falls into water and then drown it and eat it. and 4th thing its natural food chain and as i see you can't undersatnd a fuck about it so in future about such things be quiet or look for some facts before you write something.
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Is your mom an orca or something?
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no as i said i first look for some facts and then say things i want to say, you should do the same :3
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I don't hate Orcas anymore. I mean that.
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Firstly, I think I would crap myself if I was standing at this beach in real life and saw an orca splash out of nowhere. Secondly, orca's are weirdos (watch the end of the video).
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I'm ashamed to admit I laughed out loud at the "no-net volleyball" reference in that video. I like seal pups and orcas. Humans, not so much.
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Blooper video from a Seaworld performance.
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