| Can't even beat off without laughing!  [+ favourites]
So, we need to beat off to vent hormonal urges, right?
Well, up to now either it was my naivity or the world made more sense, but when I watched rap videos with girls that look like strippers I was able to project some form of attraction.
I don't get out much and dont watch TV so I must have missed a meeting or something but I recently watched that Buttons pussycat dolls video, and it's friggin hard to beat off when you keep laughing.
I mean... they look so sexy! And they gyrate their hips in ways that remind me of electricity! And they are all sweaty and they look serious. Oh yeah, the look... they look like they REALLY want it.
Then why can't I stop laughing whenever they look like they really want it and look at the camera to show us that?
Then I moved on to ghetto style rap. I think it was a song called shake yo booty for me. These videos used to totally do it for me. Now the girls look bored. This black guy who looked like he's gonna OG (overgold) is talking shit to the camera, cause he's a badass gangster... and his manly aura is supposed to be making the girls around him turned on. But they really look bored.
So then I look back at the black guy and start laughing. Then i look back at the strippers and start laughing more. I think it's because he's talking aobut how he doesn't play hater shit and wants you to shake your booty... but even the girls that are paid to dance around him aren't buying it.
I can't help but feel this relates to me laughing when i watch the news too.
It's funny and all, but it's hard to jack off when you're trying not to laugh.
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
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