Female Comebacks (Responses to pick-up lines)

Female Comebacks (Responses to pick-up lines) [+ favourites]

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"

man: i bet your face has turned a few heads.
woman: i bet yours has turned a few stomachs

man: i'm a modeling agent, i've been looking for a face like yours.
woman: i'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like yours.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

Male: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Female: "not until i met you"

"I hate stupid people!"

lol-you ladies what are you like?

don't dwell on these:

Remember:

He who dares wins.

""No words""