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At the chemists

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 36yrs • M •
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At the chemists
A man walks in to the chemists, and asks the male assistant, "do you sell viagra?". the assistant replies that they do. the man then asks "can you get it over the counter?" the assistant thinks for a moment, and then replies "only if i take 3."

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
 40yrs • M •
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Irrelevant, but still.


a man goes out hunting every day. once he goes huntingh with an ambrella nd realizes how good his life is. goes to a doctor and sais.
(guy) i am 80 years old, i am in good health, i got a good 20yr old wife and she is carrying my child... what can your science say to that"
(doctor) do you go hunting
(guy) yes
(doctor) well imagine you go hunting with an ambrella and you go and all of a sudden see a beaver. you aim and shoot with the ambrella. the beaver dies... what would you say to that?"
(guy) someone else shot the beaver
(Doctor) my point exactly

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"Barn to kill, not to care - Metallica"
 36yrs • M •
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good one

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"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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