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If she has a "boyfriend" the following apply: 1. She has the freedom to hang out with you whenever she wishes to and the freedom not to whenever she "can't". 2. You will never be able to seek out a commitment from her because she "has a boyfriend". 3. She has a "get out of jail free" card. So when she eventually suddenly ignores you she has an extremely guilt free way of doing it. 4. Because of the above you will never have the power to make demands or judge her correctly. It is the advent of being "whipped" because you always want more. 5. Linked to #4, if she has a boyfriend and you want her then you're always a lot more vulnerable to her leaving you than you are to her. This ties in extremely accurately with her saying over and over that she would have kissed you even if she wasn't drunk. Her sub-conscious is trying to hook you, but still keep you on a line. When it all goes to shit, she won't feel guilty because she clearly told you that she has a boyfriend. And ironically her boyfriend probably treats her the exact same way she treats you: Cheats on her, gives her low priority, but keeps her liking him by once in a while making her feel special. Stay away bro! I knew a girl like that.... she had herpes and I called her "Heppy"! Do you have any idea what the fuck Herpes can do to your balls? Pink mohawk or not, do you want cauliflower itchiness whenever you take a piss??? Run you fucker! Run!
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
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