Stupid things we've done as kids

well when i was younger my brother and i thought it was funny to shoot bb guns at eacho ther untill one day he used a pellet gun and shot me in my ass where i still have a mark and it happen when i was like 11 there is so many other things but it hard to remember them all right now

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okay um lol i sprayed pepper spray in my eyes, fell down the stairs head 1st, broke my sisters pinky and ALMOST broke my chin, cut off my cats wiskers broke a park fence threw a gameboy on my house roof just so i can keep it (at the time they were expensive) fed chocolate to a dog on the street, pushed my best friend down the staitrs, sk8borded on a treadmill, i did some bmx trick on my bros bike by accident fell n got hurt so much ran through a glass door and i think thats it lol i was crazy

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o yeah and i was prolly 2, 3 yrs old at the time, i was at a garage sale n there was a toilet for sale and i had 2 go 2 the bathroom....guess wut happened next

i got a popcorn curnel stuck up my nose

spilled hot tea on myself

and rode my bike into a mailbox flew off and landed into a trash can.........i smelled like garbage for like a week

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i was like 11 or 12 at the time.my family had went to visit one of my mom's friends for christmas.well we decided to fuck around with some fireworks on christmas eve.so we went out into the middle of their pasture.it was just me my bro their son and some other dude and everyone else was watching from the portch.we were shooting off them cherry bombs and shit and we decided to aim the cannon at the house to fuck with the rest of them,it was just within range of the cannon(we never intended on hitting them).we shot it, and it hit the house right over the potch and exploded right on top of them.i was on the ground crying i was laughing so hard.when we got back they had burn makes on their shoulders and necks.oddly,we didnt get into any trouble.

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