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"In the beginning, night was memory was water, and in the cool aquamarine depths dreams swam freely."

You know, about five years ago I found a site were you could download software that turned your computer into a UFO detection device.

I downloaded and installed it because I'm not scared of no virus. It made a really nice screen saver but I never detected any UFOs, so I uninstalled it. I wonder about the person who created the software, he must be from outer space, because no-one on earth knows how to turn their computer into a UFO detection device.

"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."

I know how how to detect UFOs....

"In the beginning, night was memory was water, and in the cool aquamarine depths dreams swam freely."

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"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"

Is that Fark.com or is it really Farce.gov?
A bit off topic but I heard how FEMA bought like 900 million trailers, only to find that they can't be used in flood plane areas?

"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."

Yep, they want to replace them all before hurricane season, right - we know thats not going to happen. That must be a Fark.com news item.

"A fool says I know and a wise man says I wonder."

I was wondering why they can't be used in flood prone areas? I had been out to the old SkyWay bridge, instead of tearing down the access ramps, they had used them as a fishing pier. So I thought 'wow, if they could get a couple of them, they could set them up on the central portion of the causeway as low cost stores & shops like the fishing village at John's Pass but may be the material of construction absorbs moisture & would deteriorate was why they couldn't be used in flood zones?
Hey, maybe they could be used as temparary classrooms for schools that over crowded?

"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."

Was the UFO thingiy SETI@home (Search For Extrateresstrial Intellegence)

"Bad things to hear in a submarine: "Captain, the flooding put out the fire!!""