roses are red violets are blue all my base are belong to you
"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
lol
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
Hickory dickory dock, I think YOU should suck my cock.....lol
"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?
"Barn to kill, not to care - Metallica"
i think i'll have to try that last one '' save a skateboard/bike/horse, ride a skater/cyclist/cowboy (choose whichever best suits you)
This one is sure to get you slapped or laid. Hey are you that girl that's sleeping with that college student. Woman:No Want to?.
"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"
also may only work if you are actually at college
CAN I TOUCH YOUR BELLY BUTTON . . . FROM THE INSIDE? CAN I USE UR INNER THIGHS AS EAR MUFFS? CAN I WRAP UR LEGS AROUND MY NECK AND USE U AS A FEEDBAG?
"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"
so, are you gonna be walking through the parking lot by yourself later?
So you want to move to Brittan also? yes it may seem corney but its alot better then some of the ones i have seen here.
"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."
NO IT'S NOT. THAT WAS PRITTY SHITTY
is still like the "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
funny thing though is that it worked on this girl im close to dating. The term ususally is a roll of quareters not a gun but hey if thats the version you heard it works.
it was originally gun, its a quote of some actress years ago that has become stuck in pop culture.
did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
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