Who Has The Best Pick-up Line?

I've done that a few times and it just doesn't seem like it works for me,

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

i suppose it depends on the people involved. it worked for me, because the support was needed and i was there to provide adequate support. also my girlfriend and i are very similar people and share a lot of interests, so we have plenty of common ground.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

Well, heres another one

"If you were a tear drop in my eye, I wouldnt cry for fear of loosing you"

"I always say the truth, even when Im lying"

Yeah, when my girl and I got together, we'd known each other for a year, were pretty tight friends and all, but drifted apart over the summer. When we met up again through a get-together, one night of playing cards and next thing we know, we're going out. I think my pick up line was, "Here, I'll get your coat."

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

has anyone got anymore funny ones, considering this is the joke thread?

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

itz all about mixing fluids, so letz get ova and done with.

"There is a thin line between bravery and stupidity"

http://www.linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html

Favorite one is "Hey Baby, let's play house. You be the door...and I'll slam you!"

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

some of those are awful, specially the cheesey ones

"you name must be mickey cos ur so fine" who comes out with shit like that? i just hope that doesnt actually work on anyone.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

I came back In time to tell you me and you are still together.

"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"

now that is a good one

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

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now that is a good one

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"

hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

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hahha ! Oh man, I'm gunna have to use that one.

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"

roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasuppppppppppppp"

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roses are red violets are blue lets fuck baby

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"To wish for death is a coward's part." [Timidi est optare necem.] Ovid"