Who Has The Best Pick-up Line?

you guys should try:

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

that just screams romantic pick up line, don't you agree?

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

Let's pretend I just came into conscious existence 10 seconds ago when I saw you... and now I only have 2 minutes before I die. Would you do me the honor of making the last 2 minutes of my life the best ever?

"Dark and silent and complete."

seems a little too deep to be a pick up line hahha

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

Or you could try:

"I have flees on my lips, wanna see?"

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

Shall we talk, or continue flirting from a distance?

or if you're a bit raunchier:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause whenever I look at your butt I can see myself in your pants.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

ok the 1st one is corny but nice XD, but the last one is hilarious *rofl* tears came out of my eyes....

"What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive"

the word of the day is "legs". let's go spread the word!

The optimal way to mack is as follows:

1. Become happy with yourself. Think of something that makes you happy... a moment in the past when you said a funny joke, or last Christmas when you had a good time. Surround yourself with the feeling of positivity... not for anyone else's sake but your own.

2. If you're successful at that, you'll automatically want to share this positivity with someone else. You'll also automatically look for the perfect target to share this with. If none are available, sit and relax and enjoy the positivity while everyone around you is depressed and trying to compensate with fakeness.

3. If a target is found, do not hesitate to vent your positivity.

The more you do this, the more you'll constantly be positive and constantly be able to spot people to share this with and therefore, consantly mack successfully.

This isn't just for friends or girls you want to "care for". If you want to get a girl in bed, this is also the best way. Working her insecurities is a lame path that is littered with things that will force you to change who you are (if you aren't already an asshole).

If you're already an asshole, you wouldn't be asking how to mack chicks.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

wow decius, In all seriousness, that has got to be the best responce I've ever seen haha. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start using this or some sort of variation to suit the situation as of tomorrow. Hopefully this works so maybe next year I'll have a Valentines :[

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

wow man. you are by far the coolest mack daddy of us all. thank you for the great advice.
but one qeustion, if i become a "mack" will i also become an "asshole?"

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

Most pimp daddies are assholes because they picked the lame path where they'd rather torture a girl into liking them.

The problem with this is they are unhappy if they do not successfully torture a girl into liking them.

My path is happier because even if they don't come to you or aren't open to your positivity (because they expect you to be an asshole), you're still enjoying the moment.

The alternative is to fulfill their expectations.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

hmm

+Be happy- get girl
+Be happy-don't get girl yet

I think that's a winning situation every way you look at it, very good work decius.

"I'm a human being, God Dammit!! My life has value!!!"

sounds like it could be a good plan to me.

the other good idea is just be something they want or need, i dont mean drastically change, but provide security or help in some way.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

nope. that never works. at least not at my age.

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

worked for me, still is for that matter. so i was 16 when it worked. it is a bit scary, and only really works if you really care for the person and and are willing to take that amount of shit for the person. being the person that your other half relies on means that you seem to give more than you get, and probably actually do.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"