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281 Posts / 22M
     :   52yrs   :  
Chiron

wonders if the Cynic is still referring to the outstretched hand?
hehehe


1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

Is of course correct, what ever else could it possibly be


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

443 Posts / 47M
     :   23yrs   :  
Vortex271

just amazed me at deriving physics-related pickup lines from a image of a waterproof glove advertisement. Also for some reason likens Pentium processors to a colony of ants.


""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

1307 Posts / 42M
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Cynic-Al

Has forever ruined our scenario by telling us that his stargate is in fact a puddle.

(for the anthill bit read the "fun game to play thread", or Chiron will tell me off for going on about discworld in here as well )


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

443 Posts / 47M
     :   23yrs   :  
Vortex271

<<Grins>> Thinks my stargate is a lowly puddle...

ah yes, makes total sense now.


""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

Reckons that he can in fact still cross space through puddles

and I don't think It's that lowly a puddle, gotta be quite deep so you can fit a hand in it


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

521 Posts / 38M
     :   16yrs   :  
Oblivion

still thinks that that unknown quantity of water can be used to travel through time and space


"Whatever doesn't kill you will.....well,it will hurt like hell, but it wont kill you."

384 Posts / 23M
     :   17yrs   :  
zyphon

doesnt realize that unknown quantity could imply that there are tunnels of water acrost space.

that would be cool.
Hey how many of you out there have seen all of the stargates?


"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

Has got confused between wormholes and swimming pools

I haven't seen all that many of the stargate series, I watch the film and loved it but never quite managed to find any british tv channel that actually appeared to be showing the series in any particular order.


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

384 Posts / 23M
     :   17yrs   :  
zyphon

confused himself.

you should go to te local store and by the series. theres 10 or 11 seasons. and a couple seasons of sg-1 atlantis also.


"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

Presumes the life of a student means I have the necessary spare cash to go and buy 12-13 season of a TV show.


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

737 Posts / 24M
     :   35yrs   :  
Sorceress

Is obviously a brainiac with no money, cheer up once you have a degree or a better qualification you can buy all the stargate dvds you want.

By the way that earlier chat up line really cheered me up


""Each child holds the world in an open hand to mould it into any shape they choose.""

1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

Has obviously the missed the rumour that the better educated you are the less well you get paid, (which may well explain why estate agents are so over paid).

Glad you liked the pick up line, would be interesting to see if it worked on some of the girls in the physics department (making the huge assumption of course that there in fact are any over there despite the total lack of evidence to support said conclusion)


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

31 Posts / 19M
     :   9yrs   :  
bob rulz

he thinks the worst of people.


"If everyone knew every thing why would anyone want to live?"

1307 Posts / 42M
     :   20yrs   :  
Cynic-Al

has done me a great injustice. My cynicism is mainly sarcastic, I will only be impolite to someone if I can think of a (in my opinion) humourous (yes it is spelt that way I'm British) way of doing so.


"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"
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