story teller

the scooter stoped working

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

so the old man gave it a heafty kick, as anyone trying to get something to restart does, and the handle bars fell off, so he set off on foot to....

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

the land of the free and the home of the brave, which, nowadays, is what most people call...

"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"

....their dreams...

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

These dreams are vital for...

"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."

soda companies, because people are free to purchase large quantities of 2-liter bottles in hopes of...

"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time"

people that suffer from HADD wil consume them creating a more....

"what if I'm a clone?"

lively forest, which is step one in their master plan for....

"\WHEN YOU CANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT THINGS THE THINGS YOU LOOK AT CHANGE"

a giant wicken orgy. which will in turn..

"Wht cry for those that often cry? Instead, help them smile, and smile for those that smile."

create another baby boom, but with three small twists...
1) The offspring will be baby Wickens
2)...

"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time"

2)Coke addicts
3)and Schizophrenia homoerotic children

these children live in the W.C.S.H compound and will one day...

"what if I'm a clone?"

strike back at the...

"I love to see people struggling for their purpose in life..."

.. olympics where they rule in the new sport called ...

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards."

"Chub." Chub is a highly energetic triple-team sport wherein three teams compete in...

"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time"