How to annoy a co-worker

How to annoy a co-worker [+ favourites]

"Crap. I lost my watch, now I'm lost in time."

hahaha nice post hahahaha

"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

We did that to our princible. We used about 2,000 post its. hhh... then we did the 'could you please pick up some more post its' not thing. You should have seen there face. You couldnt even see there wall.

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

lmao nice ...stylish

"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

we had to run. Apparently the principle didnt things so.
Shame he chased us. He had to clean ALL ALONE.

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

haha loser lol

"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

Yep did you know that he actually gave me a referall for telling the truth? He even told me so. He said "Well those kids i just let out lyed, and there out of here, you told the truth and heres your referall. Lifes not fare."

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

You think if a someone holds up a bank, gets away with 2 million dollars and a month later goes to a police station and says "I held up the bank." they're not gonna do anything about it? Telling the truth doesn't make things excusable but for some it relieves their conscious.

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance - Aldous Huxley"

lmao

"Why kill the bumblebee when your the pain in the ass?"

think chris has a point, though if you commit murder and when caught plead guilty it can take about a third off your sentence sometimes.

being completely dense what's a referall, i've not come across the term in a school context before (is it a notice to move school)?

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

No see the reason i said anything about the referall is i didnt even have anything to do with it. I was in like 5th grade watching a fight and they blamed the fight on me. (How in the world does that work? I didnt even know them!) They didnt even have a rule that said "IF you see a fight leave and come find the teachers" or nothin. That and the principle knew because these kids were always fighting. And i never got in fights.

And a referall is like the last punishment before getting suspended for a couple of days. I believe the punishing score thing was something like this
warning
detention
talk with parents
referall
suspension
kicked out
So it made no sense to me or my family.
Its not like a did something wrong then confessed, it was i watched and got blamed for it. He even later told me that he KNEW i didnt do it.

"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"

okay that does sound like the teacher was a bit fucked up really.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"