Favroite movie quotes

"Fat," the mechanic says, "liposuctioned fat sucked out of the richest thighs in America. The richest, fattest thighs in the world."
Our goal is the big red bags of liposuctioned fat we'll haul back to Paper Street and render and mix with lye and rosemary and sell back to the very people who paid to have it sucked out. At twenty bucks a bar, these are the only folks who can afford it.

-Fight Club

"Crap. I lost my watch, now I'm lost in time."

Donnie: Why are you wearing that bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that man suit?

~Donnie Darko

"How am I not myself?"

"The favor, was to pick up 50 kilos of cocaine. Thats 110 pounds. This wasn't exactly a small favor, say like, bumming a cigarette for example."

Johnny Depp - Blow

"Aint flashed a smile in a long while...."

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.

[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.

[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.

[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

--The Princess Bride.

"Crap. I lost my watch, now I'm lost in time."

never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
bullet tooth tony snatch

"may the force be with us"

Ah, in since we are in a "snatch" moment, heres one

"Amimakingmyselfclearboys?"

Micky (Brad Pitt) - Snatch

"Aint flashed a smile in a long while...."

shop smart shop s-mart

good, bad i am the one with the gun
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bruce cambell as ash in evil dead, evil dead, and army of darkness

"shop smart shop s-mart"

It's not from a movie though.

"Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb."

Stewie Griffin--Family Guy

"Crap. I lost my watch, now I'm lost in time."

Jules from Pulp Fiction "Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

lol wesdawgy lol i love pulp fiction and samuel jackson does a great job when he talks about the bible in that scence and earlier seens like the whole shepard and the valley of death that is great!!!

"shop smart shop s-mart"

Lol....yeah, I couldn't find the exact words for that one, but it is my favorite...Samuel does a hela've a job.

"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""

CLERKS one of my favorite films...
Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

"No one ever won a war by sitting in a ditch"

John Travolta - Pulp Fiction - "Damn thats a fucking good milkshake"

lol

"Aint flashed a smile in a long while...."

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
- American Beauty



Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
- This Is Spinal Tap

There's a good one from Jackie Brown. Robert DeNiro says it to Samuel L. Jackson, but I can't remember it! It's right before Samuel L. Jackson shoots DeNiro. Anybody know what I am talking about?