Who knows how to break the Ice?

Who knows how to break the Ice? [+ favourites]

Hey, Listen, I got a few women that I've been watching and I need to figure out how the heck to break the ice. I'm naturally shy, so think of something big. What's your stories, and how should I write mine?

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

Easiest way in hell is to perceive them as men. Remove any sexual or hormonal attraction and it'll be super easy.

That's a difficult thing, but you can actually do that. Do it for a moment alone and a story will come to you.

Boom!

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

Thanks, Decius, that's just the stuff I'm looking for. Anyone got any other ways- or maybe how NOT to do it? (Horror stories, dates gone bad, the usual shit)

Anyone?

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"