Don't Pollute Nature.

Two hunters were in the woods when one needed to move his bowels. The one went to a log and sat down over it to relieve himself when from behind him a big snake jumped upright and bit him straight on the ass.

He jumped up yowling and running in a circle with the snake flailing in the air behind him like a tail. His hunting partner saw this from a distance and came to offer some assistance.

"Get the damned thing off of me!" the one yelled as the other pulled it off and threw it into the trees. "How do we treat a wound like this?" the bitten one asked. The other replied that he didn't know but would go to the town doctor and find out how.

He hurried to the doctor and asked about it. The doctor explained that it was necessary to suck the venom out of the fang holes. So the hunter returned to the woods. His friend who laid there in pain asked "What did the doctor say?"

He replied "The doctor said there is no way in the world to suck the venom out of of those holes."