You know you're a gamer if...

You know you're a gamer if you seriously consider buying techno remixes of the Zelda theme.

You know you're a gamer if you sweat more sniping in Half life than jogging a mile.

You know you're a gamer if you have to take a break because you woke up the neighbours with the words: "Mother-fucking hacker!!!"

You know you're a gamer if it feels almost as soul shattering to lag out in Starcraft during a good game than it is to lose your job.

You know you're a gamer if you've actually prayed for the internet connection to come on before that minute is up.

You know you're a gamer if seeing new mice in an electronics shop gives you a boner.

You know you're a gamer if your perception of a guy you just met would drastically change if he confessed to using aimbots.

You know you're a gamer if you know how important it is to "Attack-Move" rather than just "Move".

You know you're a gamer if you wish they'd bring back the grappling hook in every game you know.

You know you're a gamer if Mario Sunshine seriously dissapointed you.

You know you're a gamer if you owned either a Sega Master System or a Turbografix.

You know you're a serious gamer if you owned a Turboexpress.

You know you're a gamer if you wanted a Neo Geo right up until the time you could finally afford it.

You know you're a gamer if you want to suck Sid Meier's dick.

You know you're a gamer if you thought Bullfrog was a seriously under-rated gaming company.

You know you're a gamer if you know who Roger Wilco was.

You know you're a gamer if you wish the entire Blizzard development company adopted you as their love child.

You know you're a gamer if you (at least once in your life) thought about how awesome it would be to be a video game tester.

You know you're a gamer if you actually became one and found out how shitty of a job that is.

You know you're a gamer if you timed a work holiday around the release of Half-life 2 and/or Civilization 4

You know you're a gamer if you were pretty dissapointed with Half-life 2 and/or Civlization 4

You know you're a gamer if you mostly talk about gaming strategy with friends.

You know you're a gamer if doing that really, really, kicks ass.

You know you're a gamer if you rocked to the theme of Maniac Mansion.

You know you're a gamer if the term "Civil Disorder" makes you go cold.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

is the bottom picture in russian for a reason?

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

I did this this morning and it scared the crap out of me- I know I'm a gamer when while my school computer is booting up, my hands automatically go to the w,s,a, d, and spacebar keys. I looked down and holy crap it's true.

""As I sit before the fire, I wonder how many before myself have been burned.'"

have to agree with you their, mine do exactly the same. though sometimes they do rest on the asdf position instead.

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

"you just past Death himself on the all time kill count."
lol. wish I could do that. I have had the same thing with the asdf thing happen ounce for twice but instead of freaking out I just was like meh it happens and went to my gamming.

"Fear nothing for fear is the mind killer."

I really think that the one tell-tale sign of a gamer is a healthy temper fueled into a variety of interesting curses.

When I miss a guy and he kills me the third time in a row I really have to work to keep myself from throwing my computer out the window.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

So does this mean you are playing CS again?

"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

Not at all.

It's been over a year.

that's what's interesting.

I still have scars.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

This is what I do when that same guy kills me after 3 rounds in a row.

"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

lol

dude...

I'm still laughing.

"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."

holy crap that is funny Restless.

"I am Akba-Atatdia"

I laughed at that for about a day and a half

"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

When you wake up the entire block when you screamed, "NOOOOOOOO!" at 3:27 a.m.when your character died before defeating the final boss.

When you would rather pee in your pants than go to the bathroom when you've almost beat the most annoying online gamer.

When you're a girl and your brother's friends see you as an adversary.

When you've bought the sound tracks AND their remixes of the games you play.

When you would rather fail a semester in college and accept paying thousand of dollars to repeat it rather than let your winning streak slide for ten days of exams.

When you hate your mother with all your heart and soul for pulling out the plug after 9 straight hours of playing.

"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"

you know your a gamer when you have spent on average 5.7 hrs per day on "that game u just play when your bored".

"So Schrodinger's Cat is not only neither dead nor alive, but might also be sexually aroused by elbows and peanut butter?"

If you hum the theme song to your favorite game, both in public and private.

"I am Akba-Atatdia"