Voters Gone Crazy

Voters Gone Crazy [+ favourites]

Here's something I think every eligible voter should read before they go out to the polls.

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48 percent of the people in this country are *******s
They’ve sold or lost their souls
Their minds to find kind comfort in this douchebag of a president
Heaven sent to destroy the middle class, with his crass and cash hungry administration
I don’t want Halliburton’s representation
Buying gas for double the price at Kuwaiti gas station
This war driven, Jesus livin’, crazy ass hypocrite is destroying my nation
Yes mine, the place where I don’t want to die in some terrorist attack
The fact is the only thing I want to see attacked is Cheney’s heart
I hear fifth one’s a charm, but no alarm, I’m sure the devil himself will live for eternity
As he’s burning me and 700 others without lawyers in Guantanamo Bay
Who needs the Geneva Conventions anyway
When you bring up humanity they just scoff
Encouraging nutty ass people to start cutting heads off
Screw health care, I’m aware of alternative methods
But rain dances aren’t my idea of agricultural advances
43 million people can’t get ****
But it’s not the government’s job to fix it
How about that money that just grows on trees?
But there’ll be no more leaves after this presidency
Over 1 million more this year left in poverty
What exactly does our government do?
They don’t want you to have food
Tax benefits, but not for you
And they don’t want us to sue
Because us, not insurance companies, should get the shaft
Oh yeah let’s also give a free pass to all pharmaceutical companies
That’s what this country needs, more subsidies and legislation
Giving the corporations free access to the middle class and their money
Isn’t it funny that this dick, is only trying to help out Dick and Rummy
Yes quite funny, let’s bomb some people and dummy them up to replace the terrorists
With your parrot bitch, Condi Rice, isn’t that nice?
“Raht there’s a threat, Raht there’s a threat”
I bet old rover Rove got wet when he saw that his plan worked
But we got jerked off in the wrong way
They didn’t even finish and we still had to pay
Over 1000 soldiers dead in Iraq
And the attacks are spreading and violence is increasing
While Dubya and company are greasing the campaign trail
And 48 percent want this dumb ass to prevail
This monkey couldn’t be smoother than Herbert Hoover
He’s gonna close out this term with jobs lost
And he acts like he didn’t know how much it would all cost
He gives you that special grin and that thumbs up “we’re gonna win”
Well god save us all
Because I’ve felt the Dubya downfall
And when he appoints those new three thugs
Not a big deal just a Supreme Court judge or two
They’ll take away Roe v Wade and the woman’s right to choose
Blacks will be singing the “I wish I was still on the plantation blues”
And the Muslims and Jews can be hung upside down
As the confederates carry white hoods and dance in the town

But even forgetting all this, why wouldn’t we want to dismiss Georgy Porgy?
With his gory war stories, even though he didn’t serve
Who has the nerve to tell superman he can’t walk?
Verbally clock the pagan Reagan and tell her the Gipper should have died
Why is stem cell research such a big deal?
Coming from a guy who fried at least one person in Texas after every meal
We know if he had his way, he’d ban the gays back to closet days
And now that assault weapons aren’t banned
Maybe he’ll take a stand and start offing people himself
You know we have to preserve that one percent of the nation’s wealth
And those goddamn bums get greedy sometimes
Resorting to crime just because they can’t get a meal
As we steal their shelters and brush them aside
Capitalism, America’s one and only pride

And in the end I can’t pretend that there isn’t blame for this sadistic game
It’s those *******s that make up the 48 percent that are just ****ing insane
If the Bible Belt was made of chocolate and melted away today
I think I’d grab some pom poms and cheer the American way
Because there’s nothing more patriotic than seeing your enemies burn
And on November 2nd, 2004, I hope it’s Bush’s turn.