| Cocoon The Return  [+ favourites]
I would just like to express the flatulence that filled my blackened heart as I watched this movie and curiously tried to carve a hole in my forehead with every cheezy and predictable scene, line, and conflict in the entire movie.
A sequel to end all sequels, this steaming pile of donkey shit (hence ass shit) is unique in its existance as it succeeds in creating, as far as I can remember, the largest drop in quality from an original to a sequel. watching this has quite possibly ruined the original for me, and after I borrow my brother's digital photo camera I will be hastily posting the remains of the DVD box that once contained this blasphemous film, once I am done defecating all over it.
"Hating everyone protects me from elitism."
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