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Where do babies come out?

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 47yrs • F •
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Where do babies come out?
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

Em

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 43yrs • M •
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thats a good one hun, heres one why did ragity anne get kicked out of the toy box? she was caught sitting on pinocchio's nose saying "lie to me lie to me"

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