This Book Will Change Your Life

i bought this book the other day and havent stopped laughing since! i will post what it tells you to do each day (365 total) i encourage people to buy it and follow along because some of the posts require use of the book.

here is their website as well - http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com

if you do follow along, post what happend or any comments about it.

Day 1 - Warm Up. choose one of the following options:
do one press-up.
perform a striptease (in private).
triple- tie your shoelace.
learn to play >>chopsticks<< on the piano.
increase your typing speed by three words a minute.
jaywalk in a pedestrian zone.
set all your clocks to exactly the right time.
whisper a white lie when no ones listening.
fantasize about your partner.
use a different thickness comb.
say "yo" instead of "hello."
hold the phone up to your other ear.
tell someone your middle name.
try a new sandwich filling.
leave work five minutes early.
bookmark a new website.
give your genitalia pet names.
decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.
insult an insect.
go on a one-minute hunger strike.

it also says you can pick a day at random to do, but you cant do that unless you have the book

also there are many side notes which i wont post.. just GET THE BOOK!

i already desided which one of my toes is the prettiest and now i have to share it with you guys
the middle one on my left foot
i'm also planning on triple tieing my shoelaces today

Day 2 - The Love of Your Life

today gaze upon everyone as if they might possibly be your one true love.

tough one !

Day 3 - today throw something away that you like.

Day 4 - today plot out all the places you want to go during your life and get on the phone with a travel agent (there is a world map to color where you have been and want to go in the book).

Day 5 - today there is a cut out in the book that says "out of order" (a circle that is red with white letters) and you are suppose to place it on any public infrustructure you may encounter. so if you dont have the book, just make one on your own.

Sounds like an interesting book- I was trying to sort out my rediculous life the other day and I made some lists of things I wanted to do as well as came up with a list of things to do that would help me change things up....Anyway it was similar to the things you are posting about your book. It is weird how when you get older you settle into these patterns that are boring...

Day 6 - today wright the opening sentence of your debut novel.

hahahahahaha ! gotta love day 6
i don't think i can come up with that

first line-

The dawn rose from the darkness, it's fire seared the clouds and the sun blazed a slow march into the waiting sky.

Day 7 - today masturbate at 13:56

there are two stories to masturbate by today, one is very long and sensual. the other is for guys and it says "two blondes doing it together" ... so if your a woman either buy the book or find a short story online somewhere, cuz im way to lazy to type all that!

Damn I tried to do it at that time but I got caught at work and was fired I said "wyote made me do it" and they said "who the hell is Wyote" and kicked me out- thanks for nothing!

Just jokes perhaps I will make up for that later... you should reset the time to a specific time zone so we can all coordinate and think about each other at that time - it will be like an Astral projection Orgy!

lol yea i think that was their thinking during the making of this day, ya know... you can cheat a bit, im sure they wont mind.... by "they" i mean the authors... in the front of the book they assure you that they will be watching your progress throughout the book... its kinda creepy actually

Day 8 - Addiction Free Day

today, cut back on all your addictions and see how much mroe pure your body feels.

*note - for those addicted to cocaine, you may want to stick to this one for a month or more.