I heard this poem as a chat up line, and i really don't think it was that bad! It sent tingles down my spine....
For you my dark passion, I long to taste your nectar, to worship between your thighs for your body is my altar, I will kneel to your every need, I am the shadow on your bed chamber wall watch me as I envelop you in my long deep plan, slow at first but ever faster and harder and hotter and wetter until you look into my cold eye and cry aloud
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THat is Like "wow"