Vehicles that ain't cars! Like Scooters!

Vehicles that ain't cars! Like Scooters! [+ favourites]

I own a 1996 Yamaha Jog (50cc weedeater engine modified)! Automatic transmission, electric starter, and 3.7 HP! I have put 8,300 miles on this puppy in Superior, Arizona since 1997. I just got this exceptional vehicle back from Steve's Cycle' fine mechanics and it's ready to do another 8 grand! I've calculated my per mile cost = 10 cents! I was pulled over not too long ago for speeding in Superior, Arizona! Too much power, not enogh brains!
[www.reaney.us]

And how the hell did you get a speeding ticket?

I mean, cant you run just as fast as those things can?

"My mind is tearing me apart, then it constructively puts me back together again."

"i hate cRap!"

That is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever seen. I mean, who was stupid enough to say, "i'm bored, lets go put a gas engine on a skateboard and see how it works out!" ?

Of course, if anything goes wrong, i suppose you could allways step off the thing.

"He who does not question is lost."
[  Edited by St. Jimmy at   ]

rotflmao...

"i hate cRap!"

"i hate cRap!"