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THREAD The Ski Date
32 Posts • 11814 Views
Jokes & Games
New Membership A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets...
THREAD Sexual BiologyWhy are guys so shy to be nude in front of other guys. Clearly it all cant be about the size.
8 Posts • 9642 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
*cool* Guys who are shy to be nude in front of other guys,or show they have an erection. Makes one think!
THREAD JokesCouple of dirty jokes
179 Posts • 60869 Views
Jokes & Games
> Sex and Exercise - calorie counter > >It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently >nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of &...
THREAD Word GamesAnother Word Association Game?
38 Posts • 8975 Views
Jokes & Games
Erection Build Make
THREAD At what age would you like to die?
35 Posts • 8531 Views
Philosophy Forum
i'd rather be gone befor my ability to sustain an erection (without pills) is/
THREAD A Short History of Medicine
13 Posts • 2742 Views
Jokes & Games
I have decided to take Anti-hystamine tablets with my nightly Viagra. That way I achieve an erection that's not to be sneezed at.
THREAD About You / IntroductionsTell a random fact about yourself.
663 Posts • 154330 Views
Talk Talk
I have lost my manhood, due to diabetes. No more erection, *mad*sex,*mad* nothing. Tried viagra, didn't do a thing. Life is dead!!*mad*
THREAD War & TerrorismDecius B against the War?
55 Posts • 14569 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
hey tanker you need to get laid very, very badly man. I think your 24 hour erection is monopolizing the much needed blood your head gravely requires.
THREAD Sexual BiologyNot Cumming
17 Posts • 7139 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
Ok well I lost my virginity when I was 16 and I would say I have had a lot of sex since then. There are no callouses or anything physically wrong with my penis. And when I masterbate my usual t...
THREAD Intimacyoral sex
60 Posts • 84110 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
To I R ME I'm a man who just couldn't taste my own semen. I tried all kinds of tricks, but just couldn't do it. Then one day, after my divorce, I spent a night with a gay friend, when,...
THREAD Sex and Penis Size
14 Posts • 20942 Views
Talk Talk
no matter what anyone says....penis size does matter to a certain degree....ok,average penis size in america is about 5 to 6 inches...anything smaller than 4 1/2 inches really isnt verry good....but y...
THREAD LawStatutory Rape
14 Posts • 4448 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
The consent of a child is the choice to have sex period, if they are acting out, exploring, whatever. Its not a notion I find overly tasteful, but I too have been conditioned to respond. If a horny...
THREAD MIchael Jackson
0 Posts • 7487 Views
Movie/TV Reviews
and you are retarded so get get yourself some help asswipe. text from the court transcripts... On another occasion, he believes during 1993, he and Mr. Chacon were in the security office. Jackso...
THREAD ChristianityJESUSLAND
27 Posts • 9706 Views
Religion Forum
JESUSLAND by Max Gordon November 23, 2004 There is a thirteen-year-old boy in America who walks to school this morning. He believes he is a pervert because he is sexually attracted to a boy in h...
THREAD JESUSLAND
1 Posts • 3063 Views
Talk Talk
JESUSLAND by Max Gordon November 23, 2004 There is a thirteen-year-old boy in America who walks to school this morning. He believes he is a pervert because he is sexually attracted to a boy in h...
THREAD so where's the girl stuff?
66 Posts • 12234 Views
Talk Talk
Lol. I think gynaecology's is fascinating, it's quite an amazing bit of kit girls have down there. Not as interesting as neurology or molecular biology but still fascinating. I mean if you h...
THREAD Sexual PsychologyMasturbation, Inhibition, Desires and Sex
0 Posts • 3405 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I'm in absolute agrreance with you on this Decius. Though my partner and I have not had sex with other people in order to actually fullfill fantasies "either we're not there yet or w...
THREAD Vegetarian or No?
58 Posts • 13362 Views
Talk Talk
Be warned, I'm not an obedient student Tsk, tsk, what a challenge you present! (Observe the beast rolling back and presenting his large exposed belly, for scratching?) And it makes me...
THREAD Society & SociologyGOD and goofy belief systems.
210 Posts • 39093 Views
Psychology Forum
mj- i know you aren't quite mature enough to understanmd that i was not 'calling you out', but simply annoyed at your constent 'typiacl' answers. and hey, 37 year old high sch...
THREAD 13 Thoughts to ponder today
2 Posts • 3551 Views
Jokes & Games
THIRTEEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER TODAY > > 13. You should never take life seriously. Nobody > gets out alive anyway... > > 12. Life is sexually transmitted... > > 11. "...
THREAD I am not cool becuse another man makes me feel effeminate.
12 Posts • 4102 Views
Talk Talk
Actually there were a couple of reasons I started this thread. Funnily enough one was to do with you, her. Before I gave you any more advice on how to deal with your peers over your religious dilemma...
THREAD RelationshipsViews on sex(ladies reply please)
11 Posts • 14331 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
The answers within a normally distributed population will be: Is it just for fun? depends on the relationship at a specific time Does it mean something to you? for most, yes Do you feel it is to...
THREAD RelationshipsHow can I forgive my parents?
2 Posts • 4873 Views
Sexuality & Intimacy Forum
I have a problem. I grew up as an only child in a very liberal and hippie-like family. Both parents have a pretty high education, privelieged jobs, and a very open and casual relationship to drugs and...
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