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| "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" -
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| "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery" -
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| "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -
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| "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film" -
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| "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you" -
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