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Actual quotes by dumb lawyers


Feel free to add any you've seen taht made you giggle :D 1. Now, doctor, isn't it true...
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Exmortis

Combat Kangaroos


The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forc...
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In Pharmacology... Hehehe.


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the tra...
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If Santa answered his letters...


Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer. YeR FReND,BiL...
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Inexperienced Curry Taster


Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named FRANK, who was visiting Phoenix, Durban from the U.S....
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The Biggest Trash Talker


Any of you bicthes that want to out talk me go right away. FUCKERS!!!!!
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Exmortis

hooker


what do you call a hooker standing on the corner with her hand up her skirt?
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littlelady89

Hippie Joke!!!


A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks th...
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littlelady89

Pimp My ...


"Pimp My Ride" worked. And it looks like there's a lot of stuff left in the world tha...
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littlelady89

Men are like.....


Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ....... Ban...
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Oblivion

NOTES FROM THOUGHTFUL RON


It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to mai...
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Sorceress

Newly declared WMD's and threats to National


Bush Has Given a new list of Illegal weapons currently in use by foriegn soveriegnties against Inter...
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Dirty Docter


A man went to the docter complaining of stomach pains The docter said he has a v.bad infection an...
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Exmortis

Three women and their daughters


Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: "I was so shocked la...
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xloobyloox

Old man and women


one mornin a 80 year old couple were sat having their breakfast the old women says "my nipples...
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