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Chuck Norris |
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. |
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